From 5a3c3c586a0327e2fd3e5dc5556ce00e9ae395b7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Chris 'BinGOs' Williams Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 20:59:13 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Epigraph for v5.19.6 --- Porting/epigraphs.pod | 36 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 36 insertions(+) diff --git a/Porting/epigraphs.pod b/Porting/epigraphs.pod index 2063bc3..facd746 100644 --- a/Porting/epigraphs.pod +++ b/Porting/epigraphs.pod @@ -17,6 +17,42 @@ Consult your favorite dictionary for details. =head1 EPIGRAPHS +=head2 v5.19.6 - Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Spam" + +L + +=over + + Interior: cheap cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter downwards (on wires). + + Mr. Bun: Morning. + Waitress: Morning. + Mr. Bun: What have you got, then? + Waitress: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; + egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; + spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; + or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried + egg on top and spam + Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it? + Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it. + Mrs. Bun: I don't want ANY spam. + Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? + Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it! + Mr. Bun: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam. + Mrs. Bun: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the spam. + Waitress: Uuuuuuggggh! + Mrs. Bun: What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like spam. + Vikings: (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ... + + (Brief shot of a Viking ship) + + Waitress: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. + Mrs. Bun: Why not? + Waitress: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it? + Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam! + +=back + =head2 v5.19.5 - Charles Baudelaire, "The Flowers of Evil", 51. The Cat L -- 2.7.4