flames!). Feel free to resend your bug report if the next released
version of perl comes out and your bug is still present.
+If it is important to you that your bug be fixed B<soon>, you may
+wish to arrange with a programmer to do the work. If you don't
+have one handy, you may reach many talented folks who already
+know the internals of Perl by mentioning your desire to hire a
+contract programmer in your bug report. (In reality, this is
+hardly ever necessary, since the Perl maintainers are simple
+folk dedicated to helping Perl approach perfection. The only
+thing that makes them happier than fixing bugs is to be given
+a plate of warm cookies and a glass of milk at bedtime.
+Nevertheless, very few of the developers have taken a vow of
+poverty (though some have had poverty thrust upon them), and
+so this may be your way of contributing to Perl.)
+
=head1 OPTIONS
=over 8