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3 found in the LICENSE file.
6 This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make
7 any modification below this line.
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11 Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit:
14 It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
15 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
16 swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
17 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
18 struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged.
22 "What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
24 Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
25 waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
26 no matter how burnt," he snickered.
28 The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors.
31 The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
32 The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
33 with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
34 like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
35 his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
36 images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
38 "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
39 overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
40 when the fan was last cleaned.
42 There was a poignant pause.
45 Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
46 began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
47 that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard.
48 Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
49 horror that had occurred just the week before.
51 Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like
52 adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful.
55 The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
56 wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with
57 a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Green? Probably.
60 Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
61 well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that
68 A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
69 A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
70 A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
71 A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
72 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
73 A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
74 NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN
75 AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS
76 IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF
77 BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL
80 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY
81 AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS
82 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT
83 I'm really tempted to change something above the line.
84 Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!
85 PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
86 WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY
88 I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves...
89 What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake.
91 Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop.
94 I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want.
96 This sentence is false.
98 Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder.
100 I'm the best at space.
102 The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
106 Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for
107 the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is
108 madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down
109 into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in
110 the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge
111 is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is
112 still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar.
117 I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes
119 This is a line to test and try uploading a cl.
121 Yay, another first commit! What a beautiful day!
123 And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on
124 the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And
125 lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower
126 and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had
127 been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great
128 sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build
129 any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the
130 bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many
131 seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines,
132 and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon
133 their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas.
135 As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again...
136 However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid.
138 Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As
139 Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but
140 pale reflections of true reality.
142 A herd of wild gits appears! Time for CQ :D
143 And one more for sizes.py...
145 What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief,
146 tiredness, or a similar feeling.? Ah-Sigh-ee.
148 It was love at first sight. The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
150 Cool whitespace change for git-cl land
152 Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts.
154 If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
160 In the BUILD we trust.
163 In the masters we don't.
164 In the tryservers, we don't either.
166 Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR)
167 My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all.
168 No, really, I couldn't eat another bit.
169 When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich.
170 Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while.
172 Mistakes are the best sometimes.
176 SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG!
177 testing trailing line.
179 So many books, so little time.
181 Hi there, it's my first commit.
182 !false isn't funny because it's true.